Apple asks a court to stop telling it what to do
Jobs' Mob has been channelling Amanda Knox and insisting that it does not have to be punished for breaking the law. Apple has been found guilty of running a cartel with publishers which aimed to push...
View ArticleWoz tells Apple to make Android phones
In a move that will make him appear as a Judas Iscariot to the fruit themed cargo cult which he founded, engineering genius and all round good bloke Steve Wozniak has told Apple it should make an...
View ArticleIcahn gives up on Apple
Investor Carl Icahn has backed off from his cunning plan to force Apple to increase its stock buybacks. Icahn said that the fruit themed cargo cult was already starting to buy back its shares, which...
View ArticleMicrosoft blokes more manly than Apple fanboys
The fruit themed purveyor of expensive toys to the ignorant, Apple, is having image problems. According to a recent survey, real men do not buy iPhones. A new study into the changing role of men and...
View ArticleTSMC certain to get Apple's chip business
Apple's keenness to get iPad Air and an expected iPhone refresh has forced it to bury any disagreements it might have with TSMC Apple appears to have resolved its disputes with Taiwan Semiconductor...
View ArticleSmartphone shipments expected to fall
The mobile revolution appears to be grinding to a halt as IDC expects a slow down in smartphone shipments at least until 2018. Beancounters at IDC have been shuffling their Tarot cards and see that...
View ArticleCook tells climate deniers to bugger off
It is not often that Apple does something which we think is worthy of praise, so when the fruity cargo cult actually does something impressive we believe it should be encouraged. At Apple's annual...
View ArticleSamsung still Apple's chip chum
Despite all the rumours that Apple was spurning Samsung's chip making facilities as if it were a rabid dog, it looks like Jobs' Mob will be using its rival to make the A8 chip. Apple Insider reports...
View ArticleCyber criminals capture 25,000 Unix servers
Security boffins at ESET, in collaboration with CERT-Bund, the Swedish National Infrastructure for Computing as well as other agencies, have found a cybercriminal campaign that has taken control of...
View ArticleApple mulls extension to walled garden
Apple is so worried about its flagging iTunes sales it is thinking of flogging an app on the more popular Android site. The fruity cargo-cult is worried about a double-digit drop in iTunes downloads...
View ArticleApple TV is not happening
The Atlantic magazine has found evidence that the Tame Apple press is making up stories about Apple's TV plans. All last week the press was all a flutter about how Apple is talking to Comcast about...
View ArticleSamsung has some production problems
Samsung's iPhone destroying Galaxy might be too late to steal the march on its rival. Word on the street is that the Galaxy S5 might be late and there is some concern that it might arrive at the same...
View ArticleSamsung versus Apple case getting silly
The latest patent case between Apple and Samsung is going to be nasty and silly, if the opening shots are anything to go by. Yesterday Samsung lawyers objected to the jury seeing a handy video made by...
View ArticleBlackberry walks away from TMobile
You would think that the troubled mobile maker Blackberry would need all the friends it can get; but apparently, it does not want any help from TMobile. Blackberry said on Tuesday it will not renew its...
View ArticleOpening shots fired in Samsung versus Apple case
The opening shots in the Samsung versus Apple case are about as inane and silly as you would think. The goal here is to convince a US jury that America invented everything and those nasty Asians just...
View ArticleSteve Jobs did not invent slide-to-lock controller
One of the central articles of faith in the Apple reality distortion field has been battered like a Scottish Mars Bar, deep fried and served up to a court by Samsung lawyers. One of the crucial patents...
View ArticleSamsung's Galaxy S5 hits the UK shops
Samsung's latest flagship model, the Galaxy S5 has gone on sale across the UK less than a year after its predecessor the Galaxy S4 made an appearance. The phone does not appear to be much different. In...
View ArticleGoogle denies ripping off Apple
Google invented some key Android tech two years before Apple released the iPhone, a court was told this week. The second Apple v. Samsung patent infringement trial is underway with Cupertino claiming...
View ArticleApple Iphone 6 pictures leaked
While the security in Apple is the sort of thing that Erich Honecker would be proud of, it seems that China is a hole in its wall and a leak of its new iPhone 6 has appeared. A photo originating from a...
View ArticleApple fanboys trading up to Samsung
It seems that Apple might have been a little late in getting its latest model into the shops. The release of the Samsung Galaxy S5 has seen a sudden spike in the number of Apple fans trying to offload...
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