Apple Iphone 6 pictures leaked
While the security in Apple is the sort of thing that Erich Honecker would be proud of, it seems that China is a hole in its wall and a leak of its new iPhone 6 has appeared. A photo originating from a...
View ArticleApple fanboys trading up to Samsung
It seems that Apple might have been a little late in getting its latest model into the shops. The release of the Samsung Galaxy S5 has seen a sudden spike in the number of Apple fans trying to offload...
View ArticleBig iPhone 6 rumoured to be late
While the world+dog has been plagued by the usual rumours about the iPhone 6, we found one which was potentially brilliant – the world will not have to suffer the super-sized version until next year....
View ArticleApple press screams over Google and Samsung defence pact
The Tame Apple Press (TAP) has been screaming about the fact that Google has agreed to pay part of Samsung's legal bill as it tries to see off Apple's patent cases. Press covering the trial have been...
View ArticleApple shakes up shares
While Apple has not made much new lately it appears it has been doing a financial ballet to keep shareholders interested. The outfit has approved another $30 billion in share buybacks till the end of...
View ArticleNokia boss denies he was Ballmer’s plant
As Nokia started to snuggle up to Microsoft, the dark satanic rumour mill claimed that the Nokia CEO Stephen Elop was a Trojan Horse who had been planted in the phone company to subvert it to the way...
View ArticleIwatch goes to manufacturing
The fruity cargo cult Apple has apparently taken its much hyped watch vapourware to manufacturing. For years people have been saying that Apple was going to make a smartwatch and while rivals have...
View ArticleApple encryption is like the Loch Ness Monster
German researcher Andreas Kurtz has found out that the fruity cargo cult Apple might not be telling the full truth when it claimed that email attachments sent from iOS were encrypted. Writing in his...
View ArticleJury tells Apple to get a life
Executives at the fruity cargo cult Apple were given a swift kick in their reality distortion field by the jury in the Samsung patent case at the end of last week. Apple had believed that it could go...
View ArticleApple punished users for switching to Android
The fruity cargo cult Apple is being sued for punishing its iPhone users for switching to Android. The suit was filed by a former iPhone customer, Adrienne Moore. who alleges she changed to a non-Apple...
View ArticleApple in Gigantic marketing cock up
The marketing team at Apple appears to have taken a page from spam which promises men large endowments if they buy their products. The latest advert for the Apple iPhone Phone 5S has a soundtrack from...
View ArticleApple has another crack at a product ban
The fruity cargo cult Apple is trying to get its rival Samsung banned from the US again. The move follows a jury verdict that Samsung Electronics infringed three of its patents. Apple is seeking a US...
View ArticleApple clock details leaked
The much hyped vapourware the iWatch has been leaked to a loud sounding yawn from the rest of the world. Design details of the Apple iWatch have been revealed by an analyst, Brian Blair of Rosenblatt...
View ArticleChrome is now the world's most popular browser
Search engine Google's Chrome browser has officially overtaken Microsoft's Internet Explorer as the most popular web browser in the US. According to Adobe Digital Index Chrome has 31.8 percent of the...
View ArticleApple can't eat its own dog food
Apple is so confident of the superiority of its software that it has placed it in the forefront of its production lines. Nah not really, it depends entirely on Microsoft Windows. Geek Magazine found a...
View ArticleNSA exploits a "feature" in iPhone
The NSA is particularly pleased with the security features in Apple's iPhone which allows it to spy on people when they think it is switched off. Edward Snowden said that the NSA can get into an...
View ArticleApple will help people find their cars
 Presstitutes working for the Tame Apple Press are getting all excited about a feature which will help the absent minded remember where they left their car. The news has been around since September,...
View ArticleSynaptics wants Apple back
Touchscreen chipmaker Synaptics wants to win back Apple as a customer after agreeing to buy the sole supplier of display driver chips for the iPhone. Synaptics last supplied parts to Apple around eight...
View ArticleGoogle and Microsoft roll out anti-theft kill switch
Google and Microsoft will follow Apple in adding an anti-theft "kill switch" to their smartphone operating systems. The move follows the news that there had been a dramatic drop in theft of Apple...
View ArticleEU investigates more corporations for tax dodges
The European Commission has warned Ireland it may investigate more than just Apple as part of a probe into the country's tax practices. The EU is investigating whether Ireland, Luxembourg and the...
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