Samsung works on its own 64-bit mobile processor
Samsung is working on an in-house optimised version of a 64-bit mobile processor and the tame Apple press is screaming that it is cheating. Cnet thundered that Samsung was just copying Apple by moving...
View ArticleApple has blown it
Last week's sales figures provided the world with evidence that Jobs' Mob is getting a good kicking from Samsung and failing to keep up. Since Jobs left the company to go somewhere hot, there have been...
View ArticleMicrosoft plays a game with Google fears
Microsoft is running an anti-Google marketing campaign where you can buy products which slag off the search engine outfit. For a year Vole has been running a year-long anti-Google Scroogled campaign...
View ArticleSamsung ordered to pay Apple millions
A Silicon Valley jury ordered Samsung Electronics to pay Apple $290 million for copying iPhone and iPad features. According to CNET, Apple will be gravely disappointed. The previous jury awarded...
View ArticleApple beats customers in court case
Jobs' Mob has won a court battle against its customers who dared to say that the fruity toymaker was stealing their data. The case related to iPhonegate where it was revealed that Apple gizmos were...
View ArticleBlackberry crumbles
Blackberry sales have practically died in the key markets of US, China, Spain and Japan and only Britain and Canada keeping sales afloat. New data from Kantar Worldpanel ComTech indicates that...
View ArticleXbox One hacks break the console
A hack for the Xbox One, which claims to make Xbox 360 games playable on the new system, is a prank which breaks the console. The hack, being promoted online, is supposed to activate some code under...
View ArticleQualcomm goes to mobile 64-bit
Qualcomm's coming Snapdragon 410 chip will be 64-bit and include 4G connectivity technology. According to the Wall Street Journal, the chip will be designed for the Chinese market, where it should...
View ArticleApple might lose in China
Analysts think that Apple's successful moves to convince China Mobile to sell its expensive trinkets might turn out to be short-lived. The Tame Apple Press claimed that Jobs' Mob would succeed in its...
View ArticleGoogle ignores British justice
Search engine Google has suddenly decided that it is immune to British justice and claims it is under the protection of a French-backed terrorist junta which abolished UK laws in 1776. Google has...
View ArticleApple orders developers to use iOS7
The fruit themed purveyor of over-priced toys to rich Americans known as Apple has ordered developers to use its latest operating system or be purged from the istore. Apple is now forcing developers to...
View ArticleApple named as "big bad" in Taiwan
Apple has been fined for anti-competitive behaviour in Taiwan and warned it could be in big trouble if it keeps it up. Taiwan's Fair Trade Commission gave a small fine to Jobs' Mob as a warning shot...
View ArticleHuawei products do have backdoors
Der Spiegel hack and hacker Jacob Applebaum has found proof that products made by the Chinese outfit Huawei do have backdoors to allow access to spying. This was the central reason why US Senators...
View ArticleOwning an iPhone makes you a king among stupid people
The Daily Fail has released one of the dumbest stories we have ever seen claiming that iPhone users are more intelligent than the rest of the riff-raff who do not waste their cash on overpriced toys....
View ArticleBrits give up on SMS
The UK is giving up on SMS and turning to trendier messaging services like Whatsapp, Snapchat and mobile email. Telecoms analyst Deloitte says the number of SMS (standard messaging service) text...
View ArticleApple forced to pay parents $32.5 million
Fruity cargo cult Apple will pay at least $32.5 million and change its billing practices in order to settle complaints over children racking up in-app purchases in iPhone games. The Federal Trade...
View ArticleIcahn no can tell Apple what it can do
Activist investor Carl Icahn appears to have met his match in the cargo cult Apple. Icahn has made a living as an activist investor who sees that a company is underperforming and then buys up enough...
View ArticleThe end is nigh for Apple
There are grave portents of the end of the world for the Apple Cargo cult – the Sky has turned black, clouds did pour forth Late, a four headed dog was birthed by a Chicago woman and people did not buy...
View ArticleApple losing in China
While the Tame Apple Press was trying to tell the world that Apple was going to do well in China, TechEye received a good kicking from Apple Fanboys for daring to say it was not going to happen. Well...
View ArticleSamsung to release smartphone
Although you are unlikely to hear much about it from the Tame Apple Press, Samsung is about to issue a new flagship Galaxy S smartphone this month. Those who have mentioned it claim that features such...
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